I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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