Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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