My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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