I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
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