Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
