Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
He shit in the fireplace
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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