maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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