did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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