At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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