summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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