i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Randomize
