Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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