Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
But I just had this pork p�t�. It was dick grabbing.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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