I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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