Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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