Me too!
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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