that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
