so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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