In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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