Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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