Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
last night I used snow as a chaser
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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