I am puke
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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