The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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