No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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