no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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