i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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