To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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