I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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