The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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