is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
40s are totally the cure
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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