When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
