You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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