i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Dicks are not precious.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
Randomize
