"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
