would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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