i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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