He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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