She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
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