I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
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