she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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