just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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