Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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