that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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