fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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