Just fell off a train. Bad.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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