Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Randomize
