bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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