Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Randomize
