He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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