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(386): View more from Florida

I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife

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(706): View more from Georgia

I'm on page 4.

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Im on beer infinity

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(407): View more from Florida

I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.

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(720): View more from Colorado

I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match

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(804): View more from Virginia

Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence

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That sucks

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It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!

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(239): View more from Florida

She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.

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(216): View more from Ohio

I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.

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